Top Ten Reasons Why Roy IS the Vampire King

By MacCousin

10. Bleeders, 'nuf said!

9. Roy looks oh so tasty when he's pale.

8. Roy looks great in black.

7. The French accent is real.

6. He would have done a much better Louis than Brad Pitt.

5. He could angst with the best of them (Nick Knight and Angel.)

4. The mirror lickin' good scene.

3. You may die, but you'd be happy!

2. Wouldn't he make an awesome Jean Claude (Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series)?

And the number one reason....wouldn't you loooove to hear him say 'ma petite'?