RoyFest 99-The Quote List
We had The following people involved in the Madness:
Lady Sukh-Michael's Sensual Dance Partner
MacCousin (Heather)-Keeper of Michael's Sunglasses collection
Kyra-Mistress of Michael's tortured Soul
Misha- Keeper of Michael's Kama Sutra
Missy-Founder and Co-Web mistress
Recruits-Jeanne, Shannon (Kay), and Vicki
We start the Festivities in a fun way, my Bra broke!
Oh shit, my bra broke-Sukh
Kay Replies- She ruins clothing at every party
Various comments during the evening-
Is any one taking any quotes?
I'm number 4- Bite me, Babee! - Misha on Roy the Vampire King
Throw that floppy over here
She has no fashion sense (on Madeline and the denim jacket/tan pants thing)
After all the movies, we've seen him in I'm sure he could accommodate
Why doesn't she have any bullets?
Would you trust her?
Umm, mirror lickin' good!
Blood or not he could suck any part of my body
He's pale, he bleeds a lot he's really hungry all the time-hmm
The guy can barely walk and you make him go up the side of the mountain
Urs the Nurse!
Owww- Roy, Roy the Vampire King!
Wow, what a puddle
Madeline must have dressed him
This is his good side
I'll take his badside
It's a suite all right
Bite, chew, swallow
Twice the ugliness (referring to his clothes)
My little turtle dove, my little popatomus
Bad wig, bad wig!
If you spend all your life sniffing embalming fluid, you'd sound like that too
Birdie Gordon doesn't tolerate waste-Movie
She sure doesn't
I'm just a bit player and I don't have any good lines
They were really tight (Van Dammes)
The sperm just leapt into her vagina
Hotel and funeral parlor?
It's a one-stop shop
Why is Roy putting on make up?
Cause he has Michael Jackson Disease
You love just being mean
It has some great lines
And face touching is good
I AM the mirror!
She's checking out the hairdo
The things that could really run your day
Alice doesn't live here anymore
He doesn't have the strength to fold lapels, he can barely walk, and he's rock
Put him back together
Have a look at what I caught
Catch of the day
Keen sense of smell- vampiric quality
What is it doc? -Movie
Let grandma see and feel
Cravings and no blood?
I'm old but I can still light candles
It's the stuffit buffet in the lighthouse
Dead baby breath
Formaldehyde breath and barf breath cancel each other out
He's had dinner and sex, what more does he want?
Tim Curry's Sister?
Roy, Roy the Vampire King!
The buffet has left the building
Meanwhile in the underground Kingdom
Puts a new twist on Menage de Trois
Heard During the Forever Knight Episode (Ashes to Ashes):
Dad, I don't want to be a vampire
To bad, whap!
Mortals are so amusing
LaCroix Quote- Clearly, I have a future as a sobering influence on the
Nick is always confused and angsty
It's a Van Damme thing
Put me out of my bad hair extension misery
She's special, she's Divea
Chunky, smooth, I can't decide!
Give us a kiss
Oh Dad, give it up
But Daddy, you don't believe in God
During Cape Touremente:
I notice a recurring theme here
He slipped him the tongue
He's naked in this-oh good!
I think that's it
Cut, uncut? Hmm, let's freeze fame it and check.
Nobody will sleep with me
I got it at prom dresses are us
He's dead Jim, get his wallet
Captain's log- part of the ship fell of and nobody likes me
Who's Alex (Roy's character) Going to boink next?
I am the frogman Koo Koo Kachoo
I want to feel the splinters in my fingers
Come let us have naked man sex
During Emergence guest appearance:
I want some more hair gel, or I blow this place sky high
He's like Ger (Geraint Wyn Davies, Nick Knight) he's good an insane people
On Peta's hair during an interview- Someone put my bangs down
He's using a Mac, no wonder he dies
I'm Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod let me help you (as a barge goes by
behind Roy, in Paris)
Then the quote girl fell asleep!
But we saw him naked!!